55+ Taco Puns That Are Nacho Average Jokes

Best Taco Puns

1. Let's taco 'bout it.
2. You're nacho average friend.
3. Guac and roll!
4. Lettuce celebrate!
5. Taco the town.
6. I love you a whole taco.
7. You had me at "hola."
8. Don't worry, be salsa.
9. Salsa-lutely!
10. Holy guacamole!

Funny Taco Puns

1. I'm on a taco diet. If I see one, I eat it.
2. My taco is a great therapist. It always lets me taco 'bout my feelings.
3. The taco tried to fight me. It had a lot of shell shock.
4. That burrito is so wrapped up in itself.
5. I told the nacho a joke. It found it cheesy.
6. My salsa is always in the mood to dance.
7. That taco is too cool. It never loses its shell-f control.
8. The guacamole is very sensitive. Please don't make it brown.
9. I asked my taco for advice. It said, "Just go with the queso."
10. My burrito is a great storyteller. It has layers.

Taco Jokes

1. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Why did the taco go to the party? It wanted to taco 'bout its feelings.
3. What does a taco say to a burrito? "Wrap it up, I'm hungry."
4. Why did the avocado go out with the tomato? Because it was a good guac-match.
5. What do you call a taco that rocks? Guac and roll.
6. What's a taco's favorite music? Wrap.
7. Why did the taco get a ticket? It was caught salsa-ing in the street.
8. What did the lettuce say to the taco? "You're making me blush — lettuce leaf now."
9. What do you call a sleeping taco? A taco nap-o.
10. Why don't tacos ever get lonely? They always have a shell-ebration.
11. What's a taco's favorite holiday? Taco Tuesday — every single week.
12. Why did the churro win the contest? It was the sweetest.

Taco Tuesday Puns

1. Taco Tuesday is my favorite holiday.
2. Every day should be Taco Tuesday.
3. Tuesday? You mean taco day.
4. I'm in a committed relationship with Taco Tuesday.
5. Tacos and good vibes this Tuesday.
6. Life is better on Taco Tuesday.

Taco Puns for Instagram

1. Taco 'bout a great day.
2. Nacho average weekend.
3. Guac on the wild side.
4. Shell yeah!
5. Taco the town tonight.
6. Hola, guacamole.
7. Salsa your problems away.
8. In queso you didn't know, I love tacos.
9. Taco night, best night.
10. Spice up your life.

Romantic Taco Puns

1. You're the guac to my taco.
2. I'm nacho-ly in love with you.
3. You make my heart salsa.
4. Let's spice things up.
5. I'd never shell you out.
6. You're one in a melon — or one in a jalapeño.
7. Churro the one for me.
8. Will you be my taco-mate?

Why These Taco Puns Work

• "Taco 'bout it" (talk about it) — "Taco" sounds very close to "talk a," so the phrase flows naturally.
• "Guac and roll" (rock and roll) — Two-letter change, famous music genre, short enough for a t-shirt.
• "Lettuce celebrate" (let us) — "Lettuce" sounds like "let us." A favorite on food-truck chalkboards.
• "Churro the one" (you're the one) — Spoken quickly, "churro" sounds like "you're the." Great for romantic messages.
• "In queso you didn't know" (in case) — The Spanish word for cheese sounds like "case."

Final Thoughts

Taco puns are spicy, cheesy and best shared with friends. Save a few for Tuesday, and remember: life is nacho problem when there are tacos.